City of mystery, of enchantment and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Please, please, come closer – Too close, a little too close. “Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. AladdinĪ monologue from the screenplay by Ron Clements, John Musker, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio Watch the movie here – 1951 version| 2010 verzion 4. Hurry, hurry my gloves, somewhere in my house, I’M LATE!!! (Announcing the Queen’s entrance) Attention, attention, inhabitants and subjects and all other direct or indirect objects of Wonderland:įall to your knees and tremble before her majestic majesty, her royal regality, yes, folks, your favorite monarch of mean and mine, The One, the Only, Queen of Hearts! Oh yeah, and the King too. You’re making me later than I already am. OH dear, dear, dear! I’m late! Mary Anne, Mary Anne, hurry, I can’t find my gloves-Mary Anne, Ginger, Gilligan, I don’t care what your name is., don’t argue with me. I’m the right size for the door!īut now I am so small…how will I do anything? I can’t even reach the key. Oh! I do hope I stop soon, or I might go out altogether, like a flame on a candle. Tastes like…roast turkey…toffee…pineapple… buttered toast…OH. Now where would…oh! A tiny door with a tiny keyhole! But how could anyone ever fit through there? What’s this? (She finds and picks up a bottle.) “Drink me.” It’s all very well to say, “Drink me” but I will check to see if it is marked “poison” first. Well! After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs! How brave they’ll all think me at home! Why, I wouldn’t say anything about it, even if I fell off the top of the house! (Bump. I’m also not a crazy white rabbit who never has time to visit and play and get to know me, when all I wanted to do was be his friend.Īnd I’m absolutely, positively, categorically, not a big old nasty Queen of Hearts who bosses people around. “Who am I? Well, I’m not a silly pair of Tweedles who get all bent out of shape and tied up in knots if you don’t know the proper way to say hello! And I’m certainly not a bunch of snooty flower girls who act like they’re better than everybody else and whose only ambition in life is to look pretty.Īnd I’m not some party animal Mad Hatter who likes to cheat at games and break other people’s things just because he thinks it’s funny. Alice in WonderlandĪ monologue from the screenplay based on the children’s books by Lewis Carroll It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it. Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I’m very lucky. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, how sad. To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren’t. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. My passion level’s very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie.Īnyhoo, what else, uh… I’m a wrecker. Uh, let’s see… I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.Ī monologue from the screenplay by Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives… I’ll smash it with a hammer! I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea… and then I’ll put that flea in a box and then I’ll put that box inside of another box. With him out of the way and no heir to the throne… I’ll take over and rule the empire. Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he… have any idea of who he’s dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him. The Emperor’s New GrooveĪ monologue from the screenplay by David Reynolds Coco The 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (Animated Movies) 1.
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